Saturday, 17 May 2014

Verdict -- 2014


5 year term of the UPA about to End
India was about to get a chance to Ascend
Task was assigned to Election Commission
Assignment was, Parliament Members selection

Spread accross India, billion voters
A new game was about to begin involving numbers.
Election was declared which was having nine Phase
With that, started a new Race.

Each party with its own Agenda and Stance
Came to voters seeking for a Chance.
Polticians to actors,there Came Many
For sure,Wasted a Lot of money.

More than a month, the battle was fought
Its too long , some people thought.
Every candidates heart started pounding
Arrived May 16th,the Day of counting.

Nitish, Mayawati, Naveen to Mamata
Kejriwal , Rahul ,Lalu and Jayalalita.
No one wanted Modi to be PM at any cost
Counting day all of their hopes lost.

India voted NDA with a huge Majority
Hoping Modi will keep India as priority.
As usual, huge was the celebration
Whole world for sure, felt the vibration.

Somehow ended the Nation's biggest drama
For Congress party it was not less than a Trauma
Highlight of the show was BJP's slogan of the war
Abki Baar Modi sarkaar.

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Gururaj M J

Saturday, 22 March 2014

February 14---OOps :)



February 14th, the day couples in the entire world celebrate as Valentine’s Day. But for me, it was just another day in the calendar which was still 14 days far from my most awaiting day “Salary Day”. As usual I was busy with my best friend, Microsoft outlook, Reading some junk mails and replying to some of the important emails. The day went on smoothly and the clock struck 6  and I thought of leaving early that day as I had to meet my friend.
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Bus Stop: 6:30 Pm

After being stuck whole day in my so called flexible chair, here I was flexing muscles a bit in the bus stop waiting to catch the bus to go to Banashankari. After waiting for around 22 minutes to be specific, there came the Volvo Bus. And whenever I see a bus, I hear someone firing a gun and the sprinter in me comes out to find a seat in the bus. I was about to enter the bus, someone stopped me, a guy in white and white dress. For a second in my mind I was thinking I didn’t cross any international sea border illegally why he is stopping me? , Believe me he looked like a Naval Officer for a moment. But I realized soon that he was the bus conductor and I stopped thinking too much.

"Sir…. One Banashankari" I asked conductor for a ticket.

"Sir 25Rs" He replied with a rough North Karnataka accent as if he would take it from my pocket if I didn't give.

I took the 50Rs note which I had and handed over it to him.

"Don't you have the change??"He asked me as if I was looking like the Ex- RBI governor.

"I don't have" I replied.

He gave me the looks as if he would be enacting role of a Boxer in an upcoming movie and he wants to rehearse it with me.He somehow seemed to control his adrenaline rush and wrote 25 behind the ticket and gave it to me.I checked the back of ticket I could see two snakes almost mating for the first time. I have never seen such numerical 25 in my life. I controlled my laughter because I didn’t want to have a brawl with the conductor as he looked well-built and it was sure I would lose the fight.

My next focus was on finding a place to park my bum**.

** Conditions Apply: The place should have nice AC and I should be able to view the whole Bangalore’s Beauty (Normal Layman’s term they call it a Window seat).

I managed to find a seat in third row which suited all my conditions .I took my seat and started my journey towards Banashankari, earphones fixed into ears listening to all my favorite songs.

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After few minutes:

Bus had moved on almost 2-3kms and the next stop came.

Like every guy in the bus I was peeping through the window, as my eye balls were demanding me to see something interesting, beautiful apart from the monitor.

Meanwhile, one girl stepped inside. I just looked at her, I wasn’t able to get a glimpse and repeated attempts to breach the security of her curly hairs were failed. Disappointed I started peeping outside once again. But That I got up and didn’t see the mirror I guess. I was lucky. To my surprise she came and sat in the seat which was perfectly opposite and facing towards me.

And the next few minutes were the moments which I can never forget in my Life.

She was so beautiful. Her curly hairs did compliment her face completely. “Miracle does happen" quote came into mind at that time. Yes, she was indeed a miracle. She was so beautiful looking female I had ever seen (at least in Bangalore).I could hear my heartbeat murmuring "The miss Bangalore 2014 is .....”. Coincidentally my mobile started singing Om Shanti Om movie song at that time “Aaankhon me teri….Ajab si AJab si ”. Like me Even mobile looked at her  as a Potential Competitor to Deepika Padukone.

My eye balls were so happy seeing her and started thanking me for sitting in that place. To be frank, I could not take my eyes off her. Mind had already started the calculations about her age, work. All kind of Nonsense guessing was going on in my mind. In fact my mind started thinking what should be the one-liner should I use to Impress her. I was Crazy , is the right phrase to explain my situation.

She observed that I was looking at her (Staring is too harsh for beautiful Lady). And she started to be more conscious. I could make out that she was getting nervous. Her frequency of watching her mobile and touching her hair had increased. After sometime she started looking back at me and this game went on for long. I was enjoying every minute of that journey. Like every story has an end. Unfortunately the stop where she had to get down came very soon. She got up from her seat looking at me and smiled. A Smile which almost gave me enough energy that I decided I will also get down in that stop.

I got down in that stop. She turned back; she was surprised to see me getting down at that stop. She looked happy. She smiled and I smiled.

I went to her moving my hand towards her I said “Hi I am Gopal”.

She replied “Banashankari”

Started shouting “Banashankari Banashankari…..” and suddenly

I opened my eyes and I saw that Naval Officer sorry conductor staring at me and shouting

“Banashankari Last Stop Get down……”


By
Gururaj M J

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